Feb16

Phone sex lines as an alternative to therapy?

by Katie on February 16th, 2012 at 10:02 am
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Friendly Chat, Sex Advice, Relationship Issues, Work Issues
Call us to unload – 0909 860 7669

calls cost 36p per minute plus network extras.

So most guys who call us want one thing.. they want to hear us playing with our tight little pussies and running our fingers around our hard nipples until we moan and cum. And theres nothing wrong with that ;-) it beats masterbating alone big time.. mmmmm you know just writing that last bit got me a little wet, thats how bad I am!

But us girls love to talk as well as wank and we get more and more calls from guys and girls in fact who just want to unload. Thing is, when you call up its completely anonymous. We don’t know you and you don’ know us so talking about issues or problems is easy. You can be completely honest and we may well see things more clearly than people closer to the situation.

There have been more than a few regular callers who have phoned even week or even every day with problems. I talked to  a man last year every other day for nearly a year while he was going through a marriage break up. The wife was being a bit of a bitch but he couldn’t badmouth her because of the kids, mutual friends not wanting to take sides etc etc…. so I was the only one he could talk to about how vile she was being. I think just being able to do that helped a lot….

Ok so we are not trained experts, but us girls know a lot about sex, relationship  issues, shit happening at work etc etc and we’re more than happy to lend an ear.

Call just for a chat – we can’t guarantee not to get horny by the end of it but whichever way it goes you’ll feel a lot better afterwards.

K xxx

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Feb09

John Stayte Services – Gloucester

by Katie on February 9th, 2012 at 4:05 pm
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Ok – normally we wouldn’t do this but I used to work in a pub in Gloucestershire (where I come from originally) part time years ago and I remember this place we used to order the beer gas from.. I had to do it on several occasions and they were always so rude, lost things, never apologised or admitted their screw ups etc etc…. I can take it though (as you guys know I have a pretty think skin) but I just found a blog about this company bullying someone for complaining that their gas didn’t arrive! Ha!

Fancy ordering something from Apple lets say – and it doesn’t arrive, you phone and say that you are not happy and you get called a liar and told not to phone again . . Hahahahaha! Its actually funny that companies like this still exist,

It makes me think of a grumpy old gloucestershire man who’s slightly odd barking ‘I’m a Magistrate, respect my authority.. RAH RAH RAH’ in a Gloucestershire accent… I know this is probably no where near the truth but the mental image made me LOL.

http://www.mevsworld.co.uk/2012/02/06/lack-of-regard-for-facts-evidence-details-and-refusal-to-accept-any-side-of-the-story-but-his-own-reassuring-behaviour-from-a-uk-magistrate/

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Feb09

If you like us – +1 us

by Katie on February 9th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
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See the +1 button on the main page? Theres a google +1 button there – click it – like us and mention that you should get extra special service next time you call one of the girls for a fun time.

I know if you are lucky enough to get through to me, and I see you’ve helped us out I’ll certainly help you out….. wait, who am I kidding?  As soon as I hear your voice and know you are turned on I’m yours anyway! Its a weakness of mine… but I hope we can make you feel soooooo good that you’ll want to help :-)

In other news, I accidentally got into a threesome last weekend – - I know I know – how do these things keep ‘accidentally’ happening to me… I think people see the dirty lust in my eyes and just want to rip my clothes off… haha.

I MUST stop going back to peoples flats after a night out … It was this guy Mike and his girlfriend Laura, the flat was one of those short term rented ones that businessmen hire for a few months while they are working in town. I have a friend who’s a (very) high class escort … she picks and chooses who she fucks!!! Anyway she was in and out of those apartments all the time… met all kinds of people there – some celebrities but she refuses to tell me which ones because I’ll probably just blog about it…

Anyway – this guy Mike was with his girlfriend… I think she may have been rented along with the fancy serviced apartment and I couldn’t help noticing a mark where he’d obviously removed a wedding ring.. Hell who am I to judge… This girl and I  started talking and she told me that Mike the guy she was with had one of the best cocks she’d ever had – not the biggest, but the best in terms of shape, angle, etc etc…. I couldn’t stop giggling but later on that night Laura started rubbing Mikes cock through his trousers… right there at the table in the bar… she said to look over – I saw the outline of that cock.. it looked great…

She took my hand and placed it onto the bulge…. Fuck me! It felt good. Next thing I know we were in a taxi heading for Mikes flat. O M G – Can a girl be blamed though. A HOT party with a very sexy girl and mr fucking perfect cock! Damn how will I get over this sex addiction when temptation keeps getting in my way. Answers on a postcard please!

K xx

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Jan15

Hungry for filthy talk….

by Katie on January 15th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
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I love sundays, perfect for just lying in bed all day, no need to get dressed. I love to lie in all day, order takeaway and greet the delivery guy in my little red nightie… he couldn’t stop staring at my tits as he handed over my pizza and ice cream.

Now is the perfect time for me to go back to bed, eat pizza and take some dirty phone sex calls from you guys. I’m in such a chilled sexy mood today… I just need to play but its never as much fun alone. Thats why I love listening to a stranger get turned on my my voice, and the fact I’m lying here playing with my pussy alone in bed. I need to know that theres a hard cock for me at the end of the line… OMG I’m so naughty…. I’d just love to lie here and play for you guys all night so if you are in the mood call in…. I promise the phone sex will be great, I’m really in the mood for it and I know the other girls are as well because I’ve spoken to a couple of them today…. we even had a little play together while we were waiting for you guys to call…..

http://www.call4fun.co.uk/just_legal_18_phone_sex.html

Hope to hear from you really soon….

Kxx

 

 

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Jan05

Time to work off all that turkey…. Stuffing anyone?

by Katie on January 5th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
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hmmmmmm, all that food over Xmas and NewYear… its time to work it all off.

I’ve been masterbating pretty much solidly since new year. I’ve cum 12 times today already, somtimes with a guy on the line, sometimes just while I’ve been waiting for someone to call. I don’t know what s got in to me… (or what hasn’t got into me;-) but I know that if I keep my heart racing like this and stay horny I’ll have burnt off all that Christmas food very soon.

So, I’m here to say that masterbating is a great way to burn off that extra indlugence. Forget expensive gym memberships… haha, just phone our cheap phone sex line and let us help you burn off those calories baby…. I promise its much more fun than ab crunches or working out on the treadmill.

I expect its even better for guys 2 ‘cos they have more to do, I can cum just with a flick of my finger.

So come wank – its good for you. Hopefully I’ll see you soon and we can have some fun and burn off some of those roast dinners.

 

Lxx

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